Monday, September 20, 2010

Dear Lindsay,



We all know you have almost no hair.  With all the drastic color changes you put it through, how could you?  Last week you were platinum blonde, this week you're the color of pizza vomit.  These extensions are horrendous. And completely obvious.  Word of advice, girl- you're a ginger, stick with a red hue and if you insist on wearing extensions, make sure they're the same color.  Make your drapes match your carpet. 

I had really wanted to start this blog on a positive note, but Lindsay's trash ass all over the news today fogged all my good hair ideas.  I'll do a more helpful and resourceful post tomorrow. Promise.

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