News & Nonsense


Hair Nets- Not Just For Lunch Ladies   Amazing solution to sleeping with your hair styled!

Before There Were Gift CardsBack when you payed for shit by C.O.D. your Christmas wish list was much different than today.

Merry Fucking Christmas, Ya Gorilla! Laser hair removal kits to celebrate the birth of Jesus. Hmmm.

New Author At Best Tressed   Give him a proper welcome to BT!

Sometimes Barbers Have Bad Days Too!Sometimes your readers send you good shit to cheer you up too!  Jimmy Fallon covers "Whip My Hair" and suddenly it's the best fucking day ever.
Barberess Dee Hiatus Explained Plus, she loses her editor.  Bullshit, I tell you.
First Transgendered NFL Player  Khloe Kardashian gets a second job.

Troy Polamalu Is One Vain Son Of A Bitch  He's so vain, he insured his hair for a record amount.  What a pussy.

Drawing The Line Of Fakeness Rihanna doesn't just cross the line.  She wants to feel like the only girl in the world..... who wears a halloween costume every day.


Miracle Pill?   If it's too good to be true, then it's probably too good to be true.  Unless it's the morning after pill, we've all had an "accident" before!

Lady Gaga Vs. Amy Winehouse  Eerily similar....

Bad 'Do Day For Duff Even rich girls have bad hair days

Barberess Dee Executes Aforementioned Color Plan Also, if you use the term "aforementioned" on a school paper= automatic A+.  Use that word like it's fucking Listerine.


My New Hair Experiment   Barberess Dee contemplates a new hair color and advises you to talk her out of it.









No Shave November Find out about "Movember" and grow a moustache for an awesome cause!


Cold Penguin Caps To Prevent Hair Loss During Chemo The latest innovation to keep your hair thick and beautiful through Chemotherapy.

Hair and Flirting Tips From Leighton Meester  Gossip Girl's Blair Waldorf and Real-life Interweb Porn Star.

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Jessica Biel Colors Her Hair See the new color and my opinion on it.



No Caption Necessary Because some people are just this clueless....


Political Hairstrosity Political hairstyle on inmate who is sentenced for murdering his wife.


I Can Read Your Mind With a mind-reading hairbrush!


Snooki Is A Douche Troll Here is why.


I Whip Ma Hair Back And Forth Willow Smith's new song is bang-a-rang!


I'll Have To Pass On That Brazilian  The ugly speculations of the Brazilian Blowout smoothing treatment.

Worst Hair In Hollywood The award goes to...

X Marks The Spot. Pubic hair stencils? Ok!


Throw Down With Your 'Fro Down Sesame Street loves hair.

I Like Dudes With Pink Hair Jocks go Pink for Breast Cancer Awareness!

Maybe You Don't Give A S$%# About Ashlee Simpson's Hair, But I Do. Ashlee's new hairdo.

Bieber Fever A tribute to teen hearthrobs past, present, and future.

Hairy News To Be Addressed Tom Brady vs. Justin Bieber?

Why Bald Is Beautiful A tribute to my favorite hairstyle.

Dear Jennifer Lopez Please take out your weave!

Euw. What Do Lady Gaga And Blake Lively Have In Common? Hairy clothes?  Really?

Why A Faux-Hawk Is For A Mo-Faux Mohawks vs. Faux-hawks.

I, Hairbot Panasonic intoduces the first Hairbot.

Pink Panther Pussycat A woman loses her pink cat in the U.K.

National Hair News Tom Brady and a Rastafarian lawsuit.

Beyonscam Knowles Beyonce's secret.

Dear Lindsay Lindsay Lohan's hair.