Political Hairstrosity

NEWPORT – He was facing life in prison, but convicted murder Woody Smith apparently had something else on his mind when he showed up in court Wednesday – the Campbell County jailer race.  Smith, who was convicted of murder last month for strangling his wife to death, had “Vote Sparks” shaved into his dark hair.

http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20101020/NEWS0103/310210002/Convict-makes-political-statement

  I suppose if you are going to spend your life rotting in jail, might as well shave something into your head.  Might as well make a statement at your last minute of freedom before you spend your days running from the turd burglars in the slammer.  Atleast he was proactive with a message.  I hate when people just shave cheesy shit into their hair, like lazer lines or their name or something.  I've shaved a New York Yankees logo onto a head before.  I'm a Boston fan myself, but I can respect a man that dedicated to his team.

  My issue is that Tom Sparks, the political contender featured in this hair art, doesn't want support from the convict.  Who wouldn't want support from a guy who strangled his wife with an extension cord?  I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want to be on that guy's bad side.  If he wanted to endorse me with a message in a haircut, I'd be like, shit yeah.  Better vote for me this coming election day or else you might get strangled too, maybe with your Christmas tree lights, fuckers.

 If you're running for a political office, wouldn't you take support and endorsement wherever you can get it?  I mean, how many hookers and scumbags did you see in 2008 wearing a fucking Obama shirt?  And guess who won the election?  Obama, bitches. Barack didn't go around saying, "Hey hookers and scumbags, stop wearing my shirts!"  Whoever this Tom Sparks guy is, he deserves to lose for being a fucking dick.  And yes, Woody Smith the wife-murdering ass clown DOES deserve his life sentence and his pending departure to hell.   But way to go out with a bang.  A+.