Reason Number 5,567,723 Why Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Is A Douche Troll

Videos annoy me when I'm at work.  I don't always have time to wait for the frigging thing to load up and play, and then adjust the volume, etc.  I totally understand if you are getting aggravated with my videos lately.  I won't do another one for awhile, I promise.

 I'm just so pissed off at this right now.  I am vent-blogging.  Below this post is an awesome, creative 9-year old hair-whippin' pioneer. Then here's Snooki making money to buy corndogs, fake hair, and tangerine tan.  Fuck this shit.  Snooki is a freeloader.  There are those of us that work 40 plus hours a week for a living, and then there's her riding Willow Smith's coat tail.  Don't watch this video.  Don't give her any more money.
 
Plus, her hair whippin is lame. There's just no effort here.  It would be one thing if she was knocking shit down all over her bedroom whip-ninja-style.  But all that's going on here is a very conceited, heritage confused troll begging for attention.  Her and Spencer Pratt should dunk their heads in the ocean 3 times and only come back up twice.  Nothing to see here, folks.