I, Hairbot

Everyone always tells me, "Oh, you have job security in this tough economy."  Ha.  Panasonic in Japan just released their "hairbot" which target markets the nursing home industry to replace cosmetologists.
 http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20100927/panasonic-robot-washes-hair/


  " The sixteen robotic fingers wash hair after scanning the exact shape of the head.  The three motors use just the right amount of pressure for shampooing, rinsing and even giving a bit of a scalp massage."  How the fuck am I supposed to compete with that?  I only have ten fingers.  Fuck.  Now I know how guys feel when their girlfriend's buy one of those spinning, rotating, vibrating dildos with the rabbit ears that's like 11 inches long. 

   I gonna go ahead and predict how this story ends (I, Robot, anyone?)  Especially with the Stuxnet worm running rampant http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuxnet


This machine is going to turn against the human race.  I'm calling it now.  I'll even put money on it.  If you don't want your melon crushed by sixteen smart, strong, robotic fingers stick with your stylist. Please.
 Plus, we need to eat: robots don't....