She has no excuse, really. Normal people atleast have the excuse of bad economy/being poor. You browse through peopleofwalmart and it's the single biggest collection of horrible hair on the interweb. But you feel bad for laughing at their expense because they don't have thousands of dollars to pay a big name stylist to trim up their matted beaver tail or finish shaving their skullet. Celebs get all kinds of shit and hair services for free and then they can afford big name hair pimps.
Way to show ex-beau Joel Madden what he ISN'T missing, Hilary. I bet there's about FIVE frickin bump-its in this rat's nest. No fucking excuse, you're husband Mike Comrie is worth Canadian millions and you don't do so bad yourself. I'm no big name hair pimp, but come see me and I'll colorize your 6 inch roots and make your five head into a forehead. Take you from 2.3 to perfect 10. Take you from Fredwina to Betty. Promise.
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