New Pill Claims It Makes Gray Go Away

"Darlene Couch of Tucson said she heard about 'Go Away Gray' from a friend. She started using it about five months ago. And she said within six weeks, she could see a difference. Her hair was growing out at the root with its natural hair color.
Darlene said the pills made her hair fuller and thicker, and even enhanced her eyelashes.
The pill's maker says it does that by boosting an enzyme we lose as we get older, allowing our hair to go gray.
Dozens of people have posted comments about 'Go away Gray'on the internet. And they claim that this all-natural, herbal dietary supplement worked for them."
Read entire article at KVOA.com

  My guess is that Darlene was handsomely paid to make that statement.  She probably needed the money to feed her drug addictions or for a new set of funbags from Dr. 90210. Sorry folks, but at this point in time there is no miracle pill that is just going to make your gray hair grow in colored.   This pill has not been tested by the FDA and is rumored to be made of snake oil.  No oil in this world is going to make your hair follicles magically start producing melanin (hair pigment) again.  I hate to be the bearer of bad news.  You're just going to have to keep coloring those silver-streaked roots.

     Here's some other ridiculous pill claims that are scams, for shits and giggles:

ODAFREE- a pill that claims it is a "fecal deodarizer"

VIMAX- supposedly will add 3 to 4 inches to your penis.

BREAST SUCCESS- claims to turn your bug bites into melons

  Sadly, there is even a pill being tested right now for pregnant women to take to lessen the likelyhood that they're child will be homosexual.  Welcome to the fucked up, pill-popping world we live in.  The moral of the story?   The only miracle pills that exist have been tested by the FDA and are available with a special little piece of paper called a PRESCRIPTION and treat actual health conditions, not stupid human insecurities! 

Here's BarberessDee's professionally-prescribed-advice: Color your gray hair if you want to get rid of it.  Get a boob job if you want some cleave.  If you are dissatisfied with your penis size, it's probably because you need to learn to screw better- watch some tutorial porn and take notes.  We are all human and imperfect- all of us have stinky poo. No pill is going to take away our God-given right to make bathroom wallpaper peel.