You have been wearing hairpieces and extensions since the late 90's. It is now 2010. Maybe it's time to stop so you can grow out this breakage-mullet and the bald spots you have.
Habitual extension-wearers in Hollywood bug the shit out of me. I mean, if you have an afro, I understand. (Look how much better Mel B. a.k.a. "Scary Spice" lookes with her weave) But if you're just too
impatient like Jenny here to leave the weave out long enough for your hair to grow back, chances are I hate you. I wanna yank your super-expensive-virgin-Indian-hair-that someone-grew-and-cut-off-so that-they-could-feed-their-kids right the hell off your head. I wish we used that beautiful hair they grow on people that need it, like people going through chemo. Not J-Lo.
Look at her most recently on American Idol. I mean, yes, her hair is nice to look at. Whoever took hours to curl and apply those extensions to make the first picture here into the second is a fucking hair god(dess). But after a decade plus of these tired, honey colored weaves that leave you with breakage and bald spots, maybe it's time to embrace the trendsetting diva that you are and start a new trend. REAL hair. Like, real as in, YOUR OWN. Cuz I ain't fooled by the locks that you got.
And this look doesn't really work for you either unless you're a goodwill ambassador to Muslim countries, like Angelina. Which you are not. You're Jenny from the block.
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