Bald men are hot. HOT. When a bald man steps into a room everybody notices. A clean shaven head commands respect and authority. And confidence. Gaaahh, I love it. I might be biased since my husband is bald. I have had thousands of men in my chair with gorgeous hair ranging from super short to long and lusterous, but bald is my favorite. Look at how sexy Vin Diesel looks. Like, if you were on a date with him, he'd protect you. He wouldn't even let anyone talk/look at you the wrong way, because he's fuck them up if they did. Then you'd walk out of whatever five-star dining establishment you were in and every man would wish they were him, and every girl would wish they were you.
This is my handsome husband, Bill. One time we were out together and some random dude sent me over a shot from the bar. One glare from my fella, and said dude was cowering in a corner with his friends and apologizing. Hell yeah, fucker.
So, if your man's hair looks like Rudy's, buy him a fresh set of razors and show him this blog. Comb overs aren't a good look for anybody. One gust of wind, and your secret is out. If it isn't obvious already. Throw out your shampoo, throw out your comb and embrace the baldness. Remember guys, the more hair you lose, the more head you get.
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