Ok, New England. Whether you like it or not, Tom Brady is our mascot in the sports world right now. So if you're going to make fun of him, make sure you don't look like a fucking moron by comparing him to a 16 year old heart-throb who atleast is clean shaven (if he shaves) and has a trimmed neckline. Tom Brady looks homeless... like Gisele has been making him sleep in the garden shed or something. Biebs atleast keeps his 'do all posh and metro and shit. Plus is is poor taste to insult a 16 year old like this, comparing him to a pussy-whipped grub of an athlete.
This is a much more accurate comparison:
Plus, Pat Benetar is a bitch. Tom Brady is a bitch. It makes sense that they would have the same haircut.
Now, if we are gonna heckle Biebs a bit, let's do it right.
Demi's hairdresser from back in her Ghost days must be a billionaire by now. Enjoy.
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