Hairy News That Needs To be Addressed

  Ok, New England.  Whether you like it or not, Tom Brady is our mascot in the sports world right now.  So if you're going to make fun of him, make sure you don't look like a fucking moron by comparing him to a 16 year old heart-throb who atleast is clean shaven (if he shaves) and has a trimmed neckline.  Tom Brady looks homeless... like Gisele has been making him sleep in the garden shed or something.  Biebs atleast keeps his 'do all posh and metro and shit.  Plus is is poor taste to insult a 16 year old like this, comparing him to a pussy-whipped grub of an athlete.
  This is a much more accurate comparison:

Plus, Pat Benetar is a bitch.  Tom Brady is a bitch.  It makes sense that they would have the same haircut.

Now, if we are gonna heckle Biebs a bit, let's do it right.

  Demi's hairdresser from back in her Ghost days must be a billionaire by now. Enjoy.

National Hair News

http://blogs.suntimes.com/sportsprose/2010/09/gisele_bundchen_apparently_in.html
Got a problem with Tom Brady's long, Justin-Bieber-like hair flowing from beneath his helmet?

Take it up with his wife, supermodel Gisele Bundchen.

The New England Patriots quarterback was asked about the locks, which are noticeably longer than in seasons past, on a radio show earlier this week.

Specifically, if there's anything out there that would make him cut the mane.

"Ah, you'll have to speak with my wife about that," Brady replied.

So, perhaps, the two-time Super Bowl MVP doesn't wear the pants in that relationship.

Poor guy, huh?

  Wow.   When Tom was in that car accident two weeks ago, my immediate response was, "His mullet must have gotten in his eyes."  I hope when E! does their true hollywood story, they have Jeff Foxworthy shave off his mustache to re-enact scenes from T&G's glamorous life together.  Put some eyeblack on Jeff, no one will know the difference.
  
    Tom Brady is a good looking man, no matter what his hair length.  The difference is, he's gonna get paid more with short hair, because everybody and their brother is going to want him to endorse their shit.  Sorry, but no one wants to buy Hershey's candy bars from a sweaty, mullet guy.  No one wants to buy Gap jeans from a man who doesn't even wear pants in his own marriage. And with recent athletic displays from Mr. Gisele being only lukewarm, he may need extra cash.

 So, if his first lady is fiscally wise, she'll either
a) Shut her malnourished pie-hole with her recent arrogant remarks that have made her the most-hated celeb
b) Allow Tom to wear pants and get his ears lowered.
 

http://wjz.com/wireapnewsva/Virginia.company.faces.2.1929346.html

WAYNESBORO, Va. (AP) ― A Roanoke-based moving company is at odds with a Rastafarian who says he was denied a job because he declined to cut his long, dreadlocked hair because of his religious beliefs.

The U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission filed a lawsuit against Lawrence Transportation Systems on behalf of Christopher Woodson, who grows his hair as a Rastafarian religious expression. Woodson claimed the company denied him a job as a loader at its Waynesboro facility in May 2008.

In a written statement Thursday to The News-Virginian, Lawrence Transportation said that the issue centered around Woodson's appearance violating company policy, and didn't stem from religious discrimination.

    I like to be well-informed before commenting on a situation, especially if they throw the word "religious" in there. Rastafarianism was widely populized by Bob Marley and Reggae music.  Personally, I think the ideas and beliefs are pretty awesome. The dreadlocked hair is a legitimate expression of their beliefs.
    My view is that you are free to practice your religion and express it in ways you choose, but if you've got some greasy, stinky, crusty dreadlocks going on, I don't want to pay you to touch my stuff.  Unkempt dreadlocks have a distinct smell, and I don't want to catch whiffs of it sitting on my couch eating doritoes while watching Keeping up with the Kardashians in my new place.
  Maybe the company should modify their policy.  Clean hair policy.  That would be great, because I've seen some non-rastafarian movers with some greasy, nasty hair that I wouldn't want touching my stuff either.  I don't really care what your hair looks like. As long as you're a clean person, I will pay you to move my stuff.