Maybe You Don't Give A S%@# About Ashlee Simpson's Hair, But I Do.

I give a shit.  Because it's like a watching a soap opera.  Sometimes it makes you want to laugh, or cry, or just say, "what the fuck were you thinking?!"  I think her hair has paralleled the highs and lows of her life, from lip-synching to marrying a douchebag to popping out a cute little kidling.
  BIG HAIR NEWS this morning is that "Ashlee Simpson cut her hair!  OMG!"

 OMG is right.  What ever happened to responsible journalism.  Even celeb-gossip-gurus should have standards.  To the person in charge of these headlines: if you think she's had hair all these years, you're a dumbass. FYI, friends, little Ash hasn't had real hair since 7th Heaven.  No joke.  When she started making money, she could finally afford sissy Jessica Simpson's hair pimp Ken Paves.  She's been wearing extensions/hairpieces from him ever since.
  I think she looks great with her real hair.  She's a beautiful woman and can pull off just about anything.  Plus, I am a fan of those falling off the rapunzel-fied bandwagon.  Go Ash, get down with your bad self.  Rock that short hair. You smokin!
  That being said, in two weeks when she throws her clip-in horse-hair back on, I will shed a tear for the short life of this awesome hairdo.