My Sexy Friend Justin

  I've been getting twenty-something-year-old hunks in my chair that are reluctant to grow out their upper-lip man ribbon for MOVEMBER.  For those of you that missed my blog on No Shave November shame on you, here is the fucking link.  In a nutshell, sexy dudes grow out their lip pubes as a ribbon for Prostate Cancer Awareness and for LiveStrong in the month of November.  Here it is November 12 and I am disappointed in the lack o 'stache.  Disappointed isn't even conveying it.  Imagine you are a dude with a boner and you run into a wall.  Except your NOSE hits FIRST.  That is how I feel.  Minus the boner, obv.

  The reason for lack of stache?  'Cause bitches be whilin.  They're complaining they don't like mustaches, you look like a creepy porn star, you look like a dirty old man, so on and so forth.  Bitches need to STFU.  I see more chicks with moustaches than dudes these days.  If they don't like moustaches so much, they should go wax their own face.  I am ashamed of my lady parts right now.  If I could hand them back to God right now and say, "No thanks," believe me, I would.  I don't want to share a public restroom with you whiney bitches that have a femistache but can't appreciate a groomed, sexy man'stache.  Espec. one grown for a good cause. 

Ok, ok enough with my hormonal rage.  And on to my sexy friend Justin.  He's grown out possibly the most epic motherfucking mustache on a twenty-seven year old, EVER.  Yes, I am essentially giving him a verbal BJ right now via blogger.  And I'm a monogomous, married woman. 

" I always struggled with the idea of growing a mustache. I thought it might look good, but people tend to get that creeped out vibe by guys with them. Especially when I've got a pair of aviators on, my hair slick-backed, rug of chest hair showing... I just need a Camaro to lay across the hood of, but I digress...
Last year I found out about Movember on November 29th, poor timing. Especially since I am a man who hates to groom. Shaving is torture, I do it as little as possible. I had started to grow out my winter "beard" at the beginning of October and had a sticky-note in the back of my brain that Movember would soon be rolling around again. I may not be able to fill out my cheeks for a solid beer, but my upper-lip is a hair producing machine and these are the ongoing results.
   As for tips on growing one? I put it down to sheer (or shear, har) laziness on my part. I can't be half-assed to shave most of the time, so I go with whatever mess is on my face.
   Who knows, maybe it'll stick around long past Movember. And while we're on the subject of Movember, this is a great cause to grow out a 'stache for, no man wants their doctor to stick his finger up their ass, but I'm sure you'd rather get checked and do that than end up with prostate cancer...
And if people feel charitable to the cause: My Mo Space Page..http://us.movember.com/mospace/989608/

Thanks for spotlighting my stache and I! "

    Anyfuckingbody that says Justin looks creepy needs to be hi-fived to their mouth.  Girls need to recognize the manliness.  Moustache-less guys; Be jealous.  Jealous of his manhood.  Jealous that he can grow out an Albert Einstein stache in the first place, and that he can make it look as delicious as it does.  That shit looks like cotton candy, I just want to nibble it. 

    Now, let me ask you... DO YOU LIKE TO CELEBRATE?  DO YOU LIKE MANLY BODY PARTS?  Good.  Let's raise some fucking awareness and money for some awesome causes.  It's only for one fricking month. The titties get a month, let's fully celebrate the stache-tastic month of man parts. Grow a moustache!  Tell your man! Tell your friends!  PARTY ON!

*special thanks to Justin for his fantastic mustache and fantastic input on the stache.  Heading on over now to donate to his Movember cause!