Leighton Meester From Gossip Girl: I Like Undone Hair

Friday Oct 29 2010

Leighton Meester says she’s "anti-glam" regarding hairstyles.
The 24-year-old actress is best known for playing Blair Waldorf in hit US teen drama Gossip Girl, and her appearance in the glamorous show has seen her become one of America’s top fashion icons.

"I'm anti-glam when it comes to wearing my hair up - I like it a bit undone with lots of flyaways,”  “she told the December issue of Marie Claire.


“When I put on lipstick, I don't need much else,” said the actress. “I advise everyone to flirt with their eyes. People will approach you more and you'll feel more confident," she added.

NO SHIT, SHERLOCK.   I can't even write a little blurb about this because it's like a DUH! moment.  Remember when your mother told you, "Actions speak louder than words?"  Even if you were paid to speak those words to Marie Claire magazine, the rule still applies.  We all know you're a dirty girl, Leighton after your sex tape hit the web. Instead of telling us how you  like "undone hair" and advising us to " flirt with our eyes," why not advise us on something we don't know...like a how-to on footjobs?  That, folks, would make me spend some hard-earned money on an issue of Marie Claire. 


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Worst Hair in Hollywood

Perhaps she's more like a runner-up.  The absolute worst would be Britney, but she's auto-disqualified because A) I feel sorry for her and B) She just doesn't give a shit about her hair.  This is aimed at those who actually try and do not succeed.
  Obviously next in line would be our favorite cocaine snorting, heroin-injecting, washed-up freckled face has-been, none other than Miss Lindsay Lohan.  Again, doesn't qualify because she's too busy smoking butts and abusing pain medicine in Rehab to care about her mane.  She's probably traded her super awesome/expensive styling products and hairbrushes with other rehabees for vicodins.

So B-list we go, to Katherine Heigl. She shows up at premieres and events with updos that look like she was a bridesmaid the night before, drank too much, puked in her hair, passed out in the back of a limo, then showed up at whatever event her publicist told her to.  Also in accordance with Brit and Lins, Kat here can't decide which horrible haircolor to settle with.

Exhibit A, B, and C

  Katherine as a blonde is not entirely a bad color for her.  It's her long, fake ponytail that looks about as realistic as Heidi Montag's boobs.  Like the stylist was like, "Oh, Katherine, I just give up.  We'll just clip on this hair that looks Cousin It's penis.  You look fabulous. "

 

Katherine as a gray/brown/blonde bobbed mess.  It is exactly the color of the dishwater after I've washed my pots and pans.  It looks atrocious.  We know you're movies kind of suck, but they do pay you, right?  Can you afford a colorist?

 Katherine as Jackie O.  Don't go there, girlfraann.  Don't touch Jackie O.  Lindsay and I would appreciate it if you would give her some pills in exchange for her hairbrush.  A ponytail and headband too while we're at it.

 Ahhhh.... much better.  Thanks, Lindsay.

Throw Down With Your 'Fro Down

about 43 seconds in is where it gets good and they stop the monotonous "I love my haaaaaiiiir" and start throwing in dreadlocks and cornrows and shit.  This video is AWESOME.  I couldn't imagine if my daughter with kinky hair came to me every morning and was like, "can you do my hair like cinderella's?  Tyra's?  Beyonce's?"  And having to explain to her that Cinderella doesn't have hair like you, Tyra's hair is fake, and B wears a wig.  And comfort her and just tell her to love her hair the way it is.  Then show her a pic of Macy Gray and say, "see, this is like your hair.  Don't you want to look like Macy?"  Fuck no.  No one wants to look like Macy.

  I think that dreadlocks and cornrows are fabulous. If you have kinky hair, OWN it.  I tried doing the Bo Derek 'do once, and trust me, no one wants to see that on a white girl.  Your kinky hair is FAB. Sesame Street and I say so.  Now, for the love of hopscotching Jesus, will someone trim Macy's fro?